|Full name:||John Godwin|
|Date of Birth:||N/A|
|Occupation:||Works at Duck Commander|
|Quotes:|| "You just ate poop, Si." |
"Chili dawgs, baby."
"My hands smell like taco meat."
"It's a trash can!!"
- He likes "ham sammiches."
- He is afraid of lizards.
- If food is mentioned, he will repeat its name.